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Just some random stuff that happens at work...

In-Store Staples Advert: "I love to label things! I label my pens, paper, computers, DVDs, walls, TV and even my clothes! One time I even labeled the office assistant...Hrm... Little bit awkward..."

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Niel: "Gino, you don't need to do a return sticker on that one, it's been repackaged."

Me: "Hisss!"

Niel: "...Did you just hiss at me?"

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Me: "That'll be £6.66 please... Oh!"

Customer: "Six pound sixty six? *chuckle* Good thing I didn't buy these on Friday, that's the thirteenth!"

~Later~

Me: "Hey Gina, guess how much the last thing I sold was!"

Gina: "What, £500?"

Me: "Pft, no... It was THEEEE NUMBEER OF THE BEAST-A!"

Gina: "...Oookay."

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In-Store Advert: "If Santa has to give presents to 6 billion people in 24 hours, how many presents does he need to carry? Need a calculator? No problem, at Staple's, no matter what calculator you buy it will always make a great stocking filler!"

Me: "Anji! I figured out the math problem!"

Anji: "What math problem?"

Me: "The one just now. It'd be 6 billion! The length of time doesn't play a part in the number of gifts he needs. You don't need a calculator to work it out... unless your blond or stereotypical American."

Anji: *puts down her calculator* "I wasn't using that to work out the problem... Really I wasn't."

Me: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bombs!" *skips away*

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In-Store Advert: "If Santa has to give presents to 6 billion people in 24 hours, how many presents does he need to carry? Need a calculator? No problem, at Staple's, no matter what calculator you buy it will always make a great stocking filler!"

Me: "What a lovely stocking filler! A Calculator! "What are you trying to do, make me LEARN AWAY FROM SCHOOL?!". Ah yes, the children will love them!"

Lloyd: "Hehe..."

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